Friday, January 27, 2012

The Saas-level


Before I give you my suggestions of sporting events to watch this weekend, I am going to tsaasify the Weekend Watch with a Saas-level. The Saas-level will describe the worthiness of the event. It will allow a quick glance at the Weekend Watch and know what games you have to see, which ones you should put on the tube if you are bored, and random games that the purest will want to watch.

The Saas-level Menu:

The Saas of the Divine – These games are a must watch for any fan. The hardcore sporting fans will skip funerals and weddings to watch it. Casual fans will make time for it, and even non-sport TV watchers will put it the television just to see the hype. Moses parted the Red Sea to watch these games.

Ole Gold Saas – Because Brother Saas #2 is a Mountaineer Alum, these games are highly recommended because I will always watch West Virginia University.

Chipotle Saas – These games have a nice bit of intrigue to them. Fans like me will find time to watch, and if the casual fan is looking for something to watch, these games will be worth their time.

Spaghetti Saas – These games are the typical games. The game could go either way. Sometimes the Saas is prepared perfectly and the game is a gem. Then there are spaghetti Saas’ that tease you with potential because you love spaghetti, then you watch and it was not worth the time.

Gravy Saas – If you got nothing better to do, or so bored that your eyes are bleeding, you can watching these events, like the couch potato you are.    

Hot Saas – These games have the potential to shock their audience with an upset.

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